My Horrible Pirate Disappointment

My Horrible Pirate Disappointment

Ahoy! I must tell ye me tail about me journey. It’s hard for me not to hang the jib when I ponder it. T’ waters were rough and I was the coxswain of the ship. Twas a big responsibility. That night the vessel was becalmed. It was so frustratin’. I walked to the bow ready to take me break when all of a sudden a cog came sailing up fast. I yelled, “Sail ho!” and all of me deck mates sprung into action.

They all yell “Blimey! Wake the cap’n!” We vowed to send that cog down to Davy Jones’ Locker.

I yelled, “Fire in the hole!” and th’ first shot was fired. All the men rocked with the ship and choked on the smoke. I patted my bucko on the back and got back to work. This madness must heave to! These are our waters.

As the fighting went on, I called them slimy bilge rats, a bunch of no good knaves, picaroons, and all the other names I could think of. Suddenly, I realized this was a wanted ship. I could take it over and get the booty and keep it in me coffer. I was seeing dollar signs. Then I was blown off the ship and launched onto an island.